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Snarky Tea

$ 16.99

Specially formulated to solve life's annoying problems by people who are easily annoyed.  Delicious tea blends in hilarious packaging. Snarky Tea uses high quality, trusted ingredients, and all teas are gluten free. Each tin contains 15 whole leaf pyramid tea bags.

WAKE THE F**K UP

This powerful blend contains Yerba Mate - a natural stimulant with 24 vitamins and minerals, 15 amino acids and antioxidants. Invigorate, focus and kick some a**! Yerba Mate, Black Tea, Ginger Root, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Licorice Root, Black Pepper, Gotu Kola, Cloves

This is the DREAM TEAM of ingredients. Yerba Mate is a natural stimulant and nutritional powerhouse that's loaded with vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants. It provides a smooth increase in energy while boosting mental functions. Gotu Kola is used to fight against fatigue and improve memory and intelligence. 

CALM THE F**K DOWN

Picture yourself escaping to a remote island with Francisco the pool boy while sipping this delightful coconut, Caribbean fruit rooibos. Green Rooibos, Natural Flavor, Coconut Shred (CAFFEINE FREE)

Green Rooibos serves as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion and relieving hypertension. On top of that it's beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair and skin.

FIERCE B*TCH

Our distinctive rosy black tea is beautiful on the outside and fierce on the inside.... just like you. Drink great tea, do great things. - Black Tea, Rose Petals, Natural & Artificial Flavors

As well as its high vitamin C content, rose tea contains a large amount of polyphenols along with several other antioxidants like quercetin and ellagic acid. Polyphenols are natural antioxidants which are well known for their ability to repair cellular damage while black tea gives you just the boost you need to start kicking butt and taking numbers.

NAMASTE MOTHERF**CKER

If you love yoga pants but the words "warrior pose" mean absolutely nothing to you - this raspberry orange green tea is the blend for you! #SpandexAndNetflix - Green Tea, Natural Flavors, Raspberry Pieces, Orange Peel

Green Tea contains bioactive compounds that improve your health in many ways; it's good for brain functions and weight management. It's one small thing you can do for your health (while you're sitting around watching Netflix all weekend). 

GET YOUR A** IN BED

Stop stalking your ex on social media and get your beauty rest with this chamomile, lemongrass, lavender herbal tea. Chamomile Flower, Lemongrass, Lavender (CAFFEINE FREE)

According to researchers, drinking tea with Chamomile flower is associated with an increase of glycine, a chemical that relaxes nerves and muscles and acts like a mild sedative.

GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER

Feeling like a hot mess? Sick as f**k? Horrifically hungover? This lemongrass and ginger green tea will have you feeling like your fabulous self in no time. - Green Tea, Ginger Root, Lemongrass, Lemon Myrtle 

Both Lemongrass and Ginger have been used medicinally to help cure stomach aches, nausea and pain. 



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